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04:38 pm: dungeons


Take a visit!

06:13 pm: pidgeons
So, I had to post this while wasting valuable research time in the comp. lab. Anyway, we asked our govy school administrator (who I will call Nark) how many people she's expelled. She said about tweleve in seven years. Then, we asked her how many in one year, and she told us four. Then, the Nark proceeded to say that three were for drinking and one was for animal cruelty. The kid killed a pidgeon. With his lasso/clip nametap. He killed more than one. How. Do. You. Do. That.

Tags: govy school, pidgeons

05:54 pm: LJ colors

Your Aura is Blue

Spiritual and calm, you tend to live a quiet but enriching life. You are very giving of yourself. And it's hard for you to let go of relationships. The purpose of your life: showing love to other people Famous blues include: Angelina Jolie, the Dali Lama, Oprah Careers for you to try: Psychic, Peace Corps Volunteer, Counselor

I heart this picture. I am very blue.

02:56 am: I am tired/productive
I feel like I wasted a day, and I'm frusterated because I have to leave in a day for a month. Computer access is questionable, too. *sigh*

Tyring to iron out a one-shot on my OC, Marcus Malfoy, for that June/July challenge. I didn't think it would be so difficult because I know what I want. It's not coming out on paper, though.

Grr . . . I need to pack. Now, but I'm being lazy. I can't pack a lot of my stuff yet, and ah! I should just go to sleep. I've grown addicted to late night TV, though. It's another of my bad habits. I've probably had one too many glasses of soda today, also. I usually don't drink a lot of soda, but I did have some later in the day. GRR. Anyway, hello to the puffs.

01:16 am: 150 things not to do at Hogwarts
This is the awesomest list! Read it and love. (Note: gotten from http://www.xanga.com/OMG_WRiTiNG911)(Commentary is my own. Please feel free to comment by number.)

1)I will not poke Hufflepuffs with spoons nor insist their house colors mean they're covered in bees. (Boo, that's mean)
2)No matter how good of a fake Australian accent I can do, I will not imitate Steve Irwin during Care of Magical Creatures Class.
3)Growing marijuana or hallucinagenic mushrooms is not "an extra credit project for herbology."
4)"I've heard every possible joke about Oliver Wood's name" is NOT a challenge. (Hmm . . . I haven't.)
5)Putting up Doug Henning posters in Finch's office is not appropriate. (Who is Doug Henning?)
6)I will not go to class skyclad.
7)The Giant Squid is not an acceptable date to the Yule Ball. (*squee*)
8)I will not use Umbridge's quill to write "I told you I was hardcore."
9)I will stop referring to showering as "giving Myrtle and eyeful."
10)Polishing my wand in the common room is acceptable. "Polishing my wand in the common room" is not acceptable.
11)If a classmate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that and draw a Dark Mark on their arm.
12)House elves are not acceptable replacements as bludgers.
13)Starting a betting pool on the fate of this year's Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher is tasteless and tacky, not a clever money making concept. (I'm game!)
14)I will not start every potions class by asking Professor Snape if today's project is suitable for a sexual lubricant.
15)"Liften seperatis crochum" is not a real spell.
16)I will not claim Chick Tracts are an acceptable presentation of Muggle life.
17)Seamus Finnigan is not "after me lucky charms." (But I wish he was.)
18)I will not refer to the Weasley twins as "bookends."
19)I will not refer to the Weasley twins as "bookends."
20)I will not call the Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher Kenny, even if he is wearing an orange anorak. (South Park in Hogwarts . . .)
21)There is no such thing as a were-thylacine.
22)I will not provide Luna Lovegood with Coast-to-Coast AM transcripts.
23)I will not bring a magic eight ball to Divination class. (And the blue water is clearing . . . and it's ask later! I always get that!)
24)I will not place anything by MorganRay on the library shelves. (Fill in your own name there. It's more amusing.)
25)Tricking a school house elf into striping does not mean they are mine.
26)I am not a sloth Animangus. (Sloths are such a great animal.)
27)I am not a tribble Animangus.
28)I am allowed to have a toad, rat, cat, or owl. I am not allowed to have a reticulated python, snow leopard, Tasmanian devil, or pirahna. ("I'm a PIRAHNA!")
29)I do not weigh the same as a duck. ("Witch!" Yes! I'm a witch!)
30)Remus Lupin does not want a flea collar. (Pictures Remus with kinky collar . . .)
31)I do not have a Rupert Grint Patronus.
32)I will not lick Trevor.
33)I will stop asking the Arithmancy teacher what the square root of -1 is.
34)The Ravenclaws are not "mentals in training."
35)Any resemblence between Dementors and Nazgul is conincidental. (GO FOR THE FORD! THEY'RE COMING!)
36)I will not change the password to the prefects' bathroom to 'makes getting clean almost as much fun as getting dirty.'
37)There is no such thing as an Invisibility Thong. (Nu uh. I bought one.)
38)Professor Flintwick does not wish to be addressed as one of the Seven Dwarves.
39)Asking "How do you keep a Gryffindor in suspense?" and walking away is only funny the first time.
40)I will not offer to pose nude for Colin Creevy. (I hope those photos don't get on line.)
41)I will not offer to pose nude for Dean Thomas.
42)'42' is not the answer to every question on the owls.
43)It is a bad idea to tell Professor McGonagall she takes herself too seriously. (Yeah, you get a lot of detentions cleaning cat hair.)
44)I am not to Owl copies of the Evil Overlord List to suspected Death Eaters.
45)I will not offer to prepare tandoori Owl.
46)I will stop asking when we learn how to make "Love Potion Number Nine." (Stops humming that song, too.)
47)I will stop asking Dumbledore to show me the pointy hat trick.
48)I will not teach first years to sing "There's a Broomstick in my Pants" or "A Wizard's Staff Has a Knob on the End." (Okay, that first song is *really* a song someone made up and sang.)
49)If Ginny Weasley had wanted to borrow my Darkover books, she would have already said so.
50)I will not take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter.
51)I will not go to meals dressed as a hobbit.
52)Sirius Black did not found the Sirius Cybernetics Corp.
53)I will not draw an H on Percy Weasley's forehead. (Puts away Sharpie.)
54)My name is not Captain Subtext.
55)Black Pheonix Alchemy Lab does not sell potion ingrediants, and I will not resell their products as "veela pheremones." (I did check out their site. It's real, and it makes sense once you know who they are.)
56)I will not refer to Kingsley Shacklebolt as a "Big Black Sex Auror." (You've been tempted, too.)
57)I cannot 'abra-kadabra' anything into exsistence.
58)Professor Flintwick's first name is not Yoda.
59)I am not the Defense Against the Boring Classes Professor. (I gave that position to Ron.)
60)I am no longer allowed to use the words 'pimp cane' in front of Draco Malfoy. (It's a hot cane, you have to admit.)
61)It is generally accepted that cats and dragons cannot interbreed, and I should not try to disprove this theory, no matter how wicked the results may be. (But donkeys and dragons can interbreed . . .)
62)Gryffindor courage does not come in bottle labeled 'Firewhiskey.'
63)Using the engorgio charm on certain parts of the body is not permitted on school grounds, even for entertainment purposes. (Okay, SOMEONE had to try that, but Jo wisely left it out.)
64)First years are not to be fed to Fluffy.
65)I wand is for magic only; it is not for picking noses, playing snooker, or drumming on desks, not matter how bored I become. (Except in AP history.)
66)It is inappropriate to slip bottles of Selsun Blue into Professor Snape's personal postbox.
67)I will stop refering to the Hufflepuffs as 'canon fodder.' (Boo.)
68)I will not shout "BAM!" in potions class or impersonate the Swedish chef.
69)First years should not be encouraged to befriend the Whomping Willow. (But I have . . .)
70)Novelty or holiday-themed ties are not to be worn with my school uniform.
71)I will not use my socks to make hand puppets of the Slytherin mascot.
72)When fighting Death Eaters in the annual June Good v. Evil battle, I will not lift my wand to the sky and shout, "There can be only one!"
73)I should not refer to the DADA professors as 'canaries in the coal mine.'
74)I will not say the phrase "Dude, get a life" to Lord Voldamort.
75)I will not put books of Muggle fairy tales in the historical section of the library. (The Disney tapes are outlawed, too. I can't start that video section.)
76)There is not now, nor has there ever been, a fifth house at Hogwarts. I am not a member of that house, nor I am its founder. (Damn.)
77)I will not refer to the Accio charm as "The Force."
78)Albus Dumbledore's proper title is "Headmaster" not "My Liege."
79)I will not tell Professor Trelawney I prophesied her death. (The fans only wish.)
80)I will not use Slytherin and Gryffindor first years as Christmas decorations. (Stops humming Christmas carols.)
81)Calling the ghost busters is a cruel joke to play on the resident ghosts and poltergeists. ("Who you gonna call? Ghost busters!" Na, na, na, na, na, na . . .)
82)If asked in class what the Avada Kedavra curse does, yelling "It does DEATH!!" may be correct but is not the manner in which one should answer.
83)I am not allowed out of my dorm when visitors from the Ministry are here. (Cackles.)
84)I am not allowed to lock Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy in a closet to see if hot, gay sex will occur. (H/Dr fans sign in regret.)
85)Ravenclaws do not find a sign saying 'The library is closed for an indefinate period of time' amusing in any sense. (Neither does Hermione.)
86)I will not attempt to recreate the Key to Time in Transfiguration class.
87)A time turner is not a flux capacitor, and I should therefore not instale one in any Muggle cars. (Pimp my ride!)
88)I am not allowed to use silencing charms on my Professors.
89)I will not charm Hermione's time turner to rotate every half hour.
90)If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for longer than fifteen seconds, I am assumed I am not allowed to do it. (That's a good rule, actually.)
91)I will not claim my X-file tapes are "Auror Training Videos."
92)When being interrogated by a member of staff, I am not to wave my hand and announce, "These are not the droids you are looking for." (Can't say "You will have no memory of this incident" either.)
93)I am not a member of the Spanish Inquisition.
94)Albus Dumbledore is not my personal Jesus.
95)I am not authorized to negotiate a peace treaty with Voldamort.
96)I will not follow potions instructions in reverse order just to see what happens. (Okay, I have done too many things like this to be funny.)
97)I will not claim there is a prequel to "Hogwarts, A History" that explains Bilbo Baggins.
98)"OMGWTF" is not a spell. (In my house, it is.)
99)I will not, under any circumstances, ask Harry Potter who died and made him boss.
100)I am not allowed to introduce Peeves to paintballing. (Imagines the chaos . . .)
101)I am not allowed to refer to Susan Bones, Hannah Abbott, and Justin Finch-Fletchy as Blossum, Buttercup, and Bubbles.
102)I will not cast the occasional Obliviate spell on Dumbledore, even if it would be amusing.
103)I am not allowed to give the Gryffindor's Pixie Stix. (Well, I'm not allowed to have them, either.)
104)I will not lock the Slytherins and Gryffindors in a room together and take bets on who will come out alive.
105)I will not give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him they are real animals.
106)I will not teach the house elves to impersonate Jar Jar Binks.
107)I will not sing "The Badger Song" during Hufflepuff-Slytherin Quidditch matches.
108)I will not tell first years that they should build a tree house in the Whomping Willow. (I'll move the location to the Forbidden Forest.)
109)I will not douse Harry Potter's invisibility cloak with lemon juice to see if he will become visible wearing it while standing by the fire in the common room.
110)I will not tell first years that Moon Prism Power is a basic Transfiguration spell.
111)I will not yell "Believe it . . . or not!" after any of Dumbledore's speeches.
112)Bringing fortuen cookies to Divination class does not count for extra credit. (They're so good to eat!)
113)My name is not "The Dark Lord Happy-Pants" and I am not allowed to sign my papers as such.
114)There is no such thing as the Chamber of Double Secret Probation. (Or the Chamber of Weed.)
115)I will not attempt to animate my marshmellow peeps. (Cackles and goes for the Swedish fish.)
116)I will never ask Harry if his scar sense are tingling.
117)Voldamort is not Ganandorf, and the Triforce is not hidden in Hogwarts.
118)I will not sing the entire Multiplication Rock series during Arithmancy class. ("Three is a magic number!")
119)I will not charm the suits of armor to do a rendition of "Knights of the Round Table" for the Christmas feast. ("Camelot is a silly place.")
120)I will not call Professor McGonagall "McGoogles."
121)I am not allowed to make lightsaber sounds with my wand.
122)"Draco Malfoy takes it up the Arse" is not an acceptable Quidditch chant.
123)I will not dress up as Voldamort for Halloween.
124)I will not wear my DEATH EATER AND PROUD OF IT! shirt to school.
125)I am not allowed to reenact any battles of the Revolutionary War, or any war for that matter, in the charms corridor.
126)I am not allowed to declare an offical Hug a Slytherin Day. (Awwwwwwwww.)
127)I am not allowed to introduce myself to the first years as Tim the Enchanter.
128)I am not Xena: Warrior Princess and will not use war cries to signal my entrance into any classroom.
129)I will not try and start Naked Thursdays in the common room. (Rupert Grint naked = happiness.)
130)It is not necessary for me to yell "BAMF!" every time I Apparate. (Can I really find Nightcrawler at Hogwarts, too?)
131)I will not steal Gryffindor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallways.
132)I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy song while wondering the hallways. (Dum-da da, da da da, dum-da da . . .)
133)I am not allowed to begin each Herbology class by singing the theme song to "Attack of the Killer Tomatos."
134)I am not to teach the first years to play the penis game in the Great Hall during dinner. (OMG . . . I've played this. It's awesome. If you haven't, ask me, and it's not as gross as it sounds. You just say the word . . . usually loudly.)
135)I am not allowed to pain the house elves blue.
136)I am not to organize a Hogwarts Fight Club.
137)It is a bad idea to tell Professor Snape he takes himself too seriously.
138)I will not tell the first years that Professor Snape is the voice of God.
139)I will not dress up in a Dementor's suit and use a dustbuster to get Harry to do whatever I want.
140)I will not start food fights in the Great Hall.
141)I will not scare the Arithmancy students with my Calculus book.
142)"To conquer the earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not an appropriate career choice. (Sigh . . . I'll guess I could live in an emerald house.)
143)I will not sing "We're off to see the wizard!" when sent to the Headmaster's office. (Stops singing that song, too.)
144)The Whomping Willow is not an Entwife. (Dumbledore will probably have to Obliviate Lord of the Rings from my memory soon.)
145)It is not necessary to yell "BURN!" every time Snape takes points from Gryffindor.
146)"Ya'll check this shit out!" is not an appropriate way to announce you are about to perform an experimental spell.
147)I will not hold my wand in the air before casting spells and announce, "I HAVE THE POWER!" (I'd try it. OMG, I would.)
148)I am not the King of the Potato People, and I do not have a flying carpet.
149)I will not tell Sir Cadogan that the Knights who say Ni have challenged him to a duel and then have students yell 'Ni' from various directions. (I love this! I'd do it!)
150)Getting everyone into the Great Hall to do the Time Warp will not earn me house points

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Hope you enjoy this list plus my commentary. *Sigh* I laughed a lot.

12:09 pm: Thanks Puffs!
Thanks to all the puffs who posted! Yes, if there are any more puff LJ accounts that I don't know about, please send me their names so I can add them as friends.

All your sympathies made me feel great. Unfortunately, my grandpa died last night. It was weird because my mum was staying late at the hospital, and I told her to call me if anything happened. I couldn't sleep last night (which was partly from seeing The Omen. Damn those dogs) until about two in the morning. So, later than that, I remember my mum whispering to me that my grandpa had died. I woke up, and I went into the livingroom, where she was sitting, and asked her if that really happened. She said yes, about two in the morning. Then, I really sunk in, and I've just been passing the day typing and stuff until I can figure out if I'm going to work.

12:48 am: A long day in June
June has been one LONG month. I feel so intensely tired. I sleep, but I just can't get enough. I spent a night at the hospital because my grandpa is sick. When you're sleeping at the hospital because your mum can't do it alone, then you know how bad this is. I'm not trying to be miserable in my first LJ entry in months, but that's how it is.

PS: I hope some puffs will visit my LJ soon. *sigh* I wish I knew my house better. I do earn points for them. I win stuff! *sighs* No lie, I've got a total of 20 pts. for the summer term and 125 for the previous term because of the term challenge. I finished it! I like finishing things. (Runs to work on governor school homework.)

note: Conan O' Brian on this date was great! He was making fun of people, and part of it was the casting of the (fake) movie of the recent bombings in Iraq that killed their terrorist leader. (I'm NOT spelling that name so late at night. Watch the news, and you'll know he died.) Donald Rumsfeld would be played by Lord Voladmort, and I was in a potter forum, so, I had to edit to add this blurb.

10:25 pm: This is random
It's late now, and I need to sleep. I'm going to start a piece of fanfiction challenge, but now, I'm just musing. This account frustrates me, but I'll think of something more interesting to right later.

On the down side, I'm addicted to coffee. It's in a bad state now. Apparently, my boyfriend tells me, if I really support the Steelers, I'll give up all coffee, not just Starbucks. (sigh)